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They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be
executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the
night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if
she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and
release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I
just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I believe
in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They
throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm
from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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