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A guy that was paid very well to speak at a local business dinner rushed out the door so fast he forgot to grab his false teeth. Just before it was time for him to be announced, he turn to one of his table guest sadly and said to him--"I can't do this, I forgot my false teeth."
The guy looks at him and says--"sure you can -try these", and reaches into his jacket and pulls out a pair of false teeth.
The speaker tried them."Too loose," he said.
The man reaches again then says, "I have another pair.... try these."
The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."
"Ok, the guy says, I have one more pair.....try these."
The speaker said, " They fit perfectly!" With that, he gave a thundering speech.

After the speech, he went back to his table to eat his dinner and to thank
the new-found friend that just saved him. "I want to thank you for coming to
my aid, said the dinner speaker.... Where is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist."
" Dentist ? replies the guy....I'm no Dentist....I'm the local undertaker!"


I am still laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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:shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :lol: :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :mrgreen:

Not funny, I bought my first Ford tractor from an undertaker in Ky :eek:

Didn't get any teeth from him so I guess its ok :cool:
 

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petra79 said:
:shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :lol: :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :mrgreen:

Not funny, I bought my first Ford tractor from an undertaker in Ky :eek:

Didn't get any teeth from him so I guess its ok :cool:
And you didn't make a thundering Speech so you didn't need the teeth. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Oh that is good.

I had a friend in California that was a undertaker whom loved undertaker joke. Phineas Johnson Brisee, may God rest his soul. He would have laughed long and hard at this joke. Thankyou for sharing it.
 
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