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WHAT A GREAT IDEA !

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail; and
all the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions,
dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be
helped instantly, if they fell or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing
would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room,
spiritual counseling, a pool and education - and free admission to
in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

Simple clothing (shoes, slippers, pj's) and legal aid
would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an
outdoor exercise yard, complete with gardens.

Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in
their room at no cost. They would receive daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and
the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their
families from abuse or neglect.

As for the criminals:

They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would
have to pay $5,000 per month, and
they would have no hope of ever getting out.



"Sounds like justice to me!"
 

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That's about right! :( I know of a local low security prison that has Xbox 360's and fishing available too. I haven't figured out what I want to do yet so that I can get in there. :lol: ;)

I'll have to admit, when I first seen the title to this thread I was thinking "What did Betty do now?!?!" :roll: :lol:
 
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JamieJ said:
I'll have to admit, when I first seen the title to this thread I was thinking "What did Betty do now?!?!" :roll: :lol:

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JamieJ said:
That's about right! :( I know of a local low security prison that has Xbox 360's and fishing available too. I haven't figured out what I want to do yet so that I can get in there. :lol: ;)

I'll have to admit, when I first seen the title to this thread I was thinking "What did Betty do now?!?!" :roll: :lol:
"What did Betty do now" ,I will never tell. Had to be me since I'm the only senior citizen on here?? OK JamieJ just plan on bringing the whole song book next year. you going have to sing a lot to get out of that :lol: :lol: :lol: .Better make the one you writing about me a good one. :eek: :eek: :shock: :shock: :? :?
 
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Stephenscity said:
Really does make ya wonder about our priorties????
Don't think you should be using that language when referring to the government :roll: :roll:
 

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JamieJ said:
That's about right! :( I know of a local low security prison that has Xbox 360's and fishing available too. I haven't figured out what I want to do yet so that I can get in there. :lol: ;)

I'll have to admit, when I first seen the title to this thread I was thinking "What did Betty do now?!?!" :roll: :lol:
Biker Dave where were you when JamieJ was talking about me.
I thought you agreed to watch my back . Isn't that in your duty
also ??? :lol: :lol: :eek: :eek: :shock: :shock: :shock:
 

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Sorry Betty, I guess I dropped the ball on that one. :lol: :lol: I'll try to better. Forgive me! :lol: :lol: :lol: Course i don't think you are the only "SENIOR" citizen on the forum, I believe there are a few more of us hanging around. :lol: :lol:
 

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Amen to that type of justice :D
 

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bikerdave said:
Sorry Betty, I guess I dropped the ball on that one. :lol: :lol: I'll try to better. Forgive me! :lol: :lol: :lol: Course i don't think you are the only "SENIOR" citizen on the forum, I believe there are a few more of us hanging around. :lol: :lol:
Biker Dave lets us keep hanging so we can get even with them . :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Why do I feel like I'm going to be out numbered? Betty has a lot more friends than I do! :?
 

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JamieJ said:
Why do I feel like I'm going to be out numbered? Betty has a lot more friends than I do! :?
Jamie J I'm your friend :eek: :eek: ,you can count me 2 or 3 times if you want :lol: :lol: . Don't forget you Pic :shock: and song book next year. and don't forget Robin.
 
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