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An old woman goes to visit her Doctor.

The Doctor asks here to kindly sit and wait for a few minutes while he finishes, he turns to her and says "what would you like me to help you with?"

She declares I just blew 5 farts and you didnt even notice.

"Aah I see" says the Doctor, "I want you to take these pills 3 times a day and come back in a week"

Time goes by..........................

The woman comes into the Doctors office and declares. "Doctor, I dont know what those pills were but it made my farts smell deplorable. They are horrendous."

The Doctor says..... "Now that we have fixed your sense of smell, lets see what we can do about your hearing.........."

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