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The Coffee Law: As soon as you get a hot cup of coffee your boss will find you a job that will last till the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces: The chances of an open faced jelly sandwich landing face down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance: If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy: As soon as you find a product you really like, they will quit making it.

Doctor's Law: If you don't feel well, make a doctors appointment, by the time you see the doctor you will feel better. But don't make the appointment and you will stay sick.
 

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I have had experience with these laws :!: :shock: :lol:
 
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