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Law of Mechanical Repair: As soon as your hands are coated with grease, you'll have to pee, or your nose will itch.

Law of Gravity: Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of your being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late because you had a flat, the next day you will have a flat.

Variation Law: If you change checkout lines, or traffic lanes, the one you were in will move faster than the one you are now in.

Law of the Bath: As soon as the body is fully immersed in water, the phone will ring.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio-Mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 

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And we have just learned, there are no laws governing wimmen :!: ;) :lol:
 
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